Flat Foot Society

I've talked a lot recently about shoes I'm not a fan of, as well as shoes I like. So I'm not going to say much about these, because I'm getting a little burnt out on shoe talk.



I will say this, though: the soles are so flat, my arches hurt just looking at them.

Sigerson Morrison Bracelet Flat Suede Sandals with Back Zip - $395

MacModel!

You can thank Leilani G. for sending this one to me.

According to the ModCloth website:

For the fierce, iconic supermodel in all of us, these chic sandals by 80%20 show the world you're ready for anything!

It's true - these sandals perfectly convey "I'm ready for anything - I can even MacGyver a pair of shoes out of scraps of suede, leather, and a wooden plank."

And now, I'll be singing the MacGruber theme song all night, except with these lyrics:

MacModel!
Making questionable footwear out of excess bits of fabric.
MacModel!
Wearing them with jumpsuits because Lucky said it looks good.
MacModel!
I question her sartorial judgement.
MacModel!

ModCloth Model Logic Sandal - $114.99

It Puts the Lotion in the Basket

I don't have an issue with suede, or the use of any animal parts. I have no soul or ethics.



I do, however, really dislike this jacket. I realize that it has a shape, but whenever I look at it, it creeps me out. To me, this jacket looks like you've just skinned and tanned a cowhide, then thrown it on because you were chilly. I think it's the lack of buttons or zippers.

So consider yourself warned: If I see you wearing this out in public, I will think you're kind of creepy. Sorry. Them's the breaks.

ModCloth En Vogue Jacket - $197.99