Fashion by Zoidberg

I have a massive backlog of clothes that need posts, so I've been trying to weed through them and throw out the ones that don't quite make the cut. I almost let this vest slide.



And then I saw the back.



It reminds me of a dog harness mixed with Dr. Zoidberg's mouth tentacles. So, basically, if Dr. Zoidberg were to knit his likeness into a doggy harness.



Hm. Not such a far-fetched idea after all.

Forever 21 Wool Blend Crochet Vest - $19.80

Tad of Plaid

There’s not normally much reason to add a brim to a knit hat. And by “much reason,” I mean, generally, there’s no reason.

Unless you want to knit yourself a bitchin' conductor's hat. In which case, totally justified to include a brim.

Wait, what's that, Hat Model? This isn't actually a conductor's hat at all? It's really just a knit beanie with a brim?

Damn. Now I don't know what to think. I mean, on the one hand, it's a knit cap, so I'm sure it's really warm and delightful. But, on the other hand, there's a brim. And I don't know why you need a brim, unless it's a place upon which to perch your family clan's colors. So, if the hat came with customizable tartan strips, then I guess I could let it slide. But since you're stuck with just the one plaid ... yeah, I'm ruling the brim as unnecessary.

Sorry, Hat Model. You did your best.

ModCloth Tad of Plaid Hat - $27.99