Propelled Into Your Heart

I had one brief moment of hope when I saw this top. I was filled with pure, unadulterated excitement.



And then I realized that the yellow thing doesn't spin around like a propeller.

Anthropologie Force Field Corset - $78

Compare and Contrast

Sometimes I'll look at a dress and think, "that would work way better as a skirt," or vice versa.

This is not one of those times. In fact, I can't decide whether this looks worse as a dress or as a skirt. If it's a dress, at least you don't have to figure out what top to match it with. If it's a skirt, well, there's less of it to be horrified by. The dress has molded cups. The skirt appears to be high-waisted. The dress looks like something Britney Spears would wear to the Kid's Choice Awards. The skirt looks like something a Rock of Love Contestant would wear to a job interview when her vest suit is at the dry cleaners.

Topshop Ripped Denim Bodycon Skirt - $70
Topshop Ripped Denim Dress - $100

Hey, Buttons are Tricky

They didn't have to design a shirt to look like I accidentally skipped a button. I already do it all the time.

And yes, that is a corseted back. I don't really know what to say about it, beyond asking if it's really necessary. But, given that this is Bebe - yes, yes it is.

Bebe Laced Back Asymmetric Shirt - $79