The One With the Flow Chart

See, this is why I try to avoid the Topshop website.



Because they sell things like this. This is a fishnet skirt. That they are selling. To people. For money.

Many times, I will ask the public at large, "Who would wear this?" or "Why would you wear this?

This is not one of those times.

No, in case you're wondering whether or not you should wear this skirt, I've made a helpful flow chart. Click to enlarge.



There. Problem solved.

Topshop Fishnet Skirt - $44

Frill of the Hunt

Oh crap, you guys. Stand very, very still.

I think we've startled the leggings.

Forever 21 Mesh Ruffle Trim Leggings - $24

Sassy Model and the Mesh Dress

Sometimes a model has so much personality, so much attitude in a picture, she sells the clothes, even if the clothes aren't that great.



Try as she might, this girl cannot sell me the dress. And trust me, she is trying. She's not just smiling with her eyes, she's sassing with everything she's got. Her fingers are sassy. She is working so hard to make me think that, by buying this dress, I too can have as sexy a life as she has.



Unfortunately, this dress still has one black mesh sleeve. And it has a mesh-covered slit on the side - which, given how short this dress is, even the slightest slit runs the risk of exposing bra band. And also, it has one long black mesh sleeve. I cannot stress this point enough. I don't care how sassy she is, how much fun she is having - there is no way she is having enough fun to warrant wearing that dress.

Bebe One Shoulder Mesh Dress - $49