The Brightest Outfit in the Box

These two pieces create such a remarkably loud outfit, I had to post them.




Could the green top be tempered by a pair of dark jeans? Yes. Could the hot pink leggings work in a vaguely Clarissa Explains It All kind of way? Yes. But where's the fun in that? Pair these with these (not hideous) ankle booties, and you're good to go.



Arden B. Ruffle Front Keyhole Top - $38
Forever 21 Paint Splatter Leggings - $9.80
Forever 21 Heeled Ankle Booties - $27.80

Costume Ideas #4 - Cheap Sheena

For some reason, whenever I picture the Real Housewives of New Jersey dressed in Halloween costumes, I imagine them all dressed as kittens - black skintight jumpsuits, big teased hair, and a tail pinned on. Modeling this look is Teresa Giudice:



(thanks to MS Paint - sorry for the Perez-level quality)

Not that I normally picture - or edit pictures of - the Real Housewives in Halloween costumes. In fact, the only reason the mental image popped into my head was because I saw this dress.



If they get tired of dressing like their mafia husband's kitty, they can go as Sheena, Queen of Jersey.

Arden B. Shirred Animal Print Twist Strap Dress - $39.99
Buy.com Funky Cat Costume - $33.95