WTF KFC

I can think of only one situation in which this present would be an appropriate gift.



If you know a man who is related to, or a fan of, Colonel Sanders.

Of course, that's a very, very small niche, so I guess the makers of this tie expect other people to buy it. Which is absurd, because seriously, when is this an appropriate accessory? When has anyone, other than the Colonel, ever looked at their shirt and thought, "What I'm missing is a Western Tie"? Even the model looks unhappy to be wearing it, and he's getting paid.

Timo Western Tie in Black & White Polka Dots - $60

Avril Lavigne is Totally Still Relevant

It's tough going back to school. You have to start waking up before noon, the required reading isn't a Teen Beat article on the Jonas brothers, and you have to find the perfect outfit to express that you are an individual, unlike all those preppy sheep. The dark nail polish and bangs in your face just won't cut it any more.

Luckily, Kohl's has anticipated your needs, and is the official retailer for Avril Lavigne, the original punk.

You can "rock" this outfit for your first day of class.




Nothing says "I rebel against societal mores" like a sewn-on tie, zebra stripe, and shorts that will inevitably make your legs look like stumpy plaid sausages.

Kohl's Abbey Dawn Zebra Shirt Set
Abbey Dawn Plaid Bermuda Shorts