Propelled Into Your Heart

I had one brief moment of hope when I saw this top. I was filled with pure, unadulterated excitement.



And then I realized that the yellow thing doesn't spin around like a propeller.

Anthropologie Force Field Corset - $78

Costume Ideas #15: Like a Virgin

If you have an 80s party coming up, or you just like to start planning your Halloween costume ten months in advance, here's a suggestion:



Madonna.

I can't think of a single other use for this top. This top was designed solely for the purpose of dressing up as Madonna. Its life dream is to be worn with a belt that says "BOY TOY."

So go forth. Go forth and wear lace fingerless gloves. Crimp your hair. Let this top's dream become a reality.

Forever 21 Delectable Lace Tier Top - $22.80