Jazz Hands

According to the description on the site, "if you should wear this little black vest, and it just so happens you do wear this little black vest, well, if anyone should ask you why, you say, 'I think it's pretty!'"



I would suggest two other possible answers:

1. "Duh, it's shiny."

2. "It's part of my costume for Chicago."


ModCloth Perfectly Marvelous Vest - $42.99