Wocka Wocka!

Forever 21 has been creating tons of new lines lately.



I just didn't realize they were inspired by Fozzie Bear.




Forever21 Shag Bow Front Sweater - $36

123 Tragedy

I know, in recent years, Cookie Monster has fallen out of favor due to his encouraging small children to consume cookies whenever they're within sight.

Let's be honest - the monster had a problem. At one point, he even fantasized about eating the moon. That's not right.



However, that's no reason for Mr. Hooper and Maria to have skinned him and sold his pelt to Betsey Johnson.

Betsey Johnson Mariboo Shrug - $188

Double Your Fun Hideous

Oh, I love a good bargain.



Like this vest, which is reversible. You get two hideous vests for the price of one!

Topshop Reversible Gilet - $100

The Right to Bear Chests

At the founding of America, our forefathers made sure to protect a vital right:

A well regulated Torso, being necessary to the security of legs to the body, the right of the people to keep and Bear Chests, shall not be infringed.



While that amendment has since been put to the test in courts across the country, in cases such as Ranger v. Yogi Bear (1962), it's nice to see that the British support our vital right as Americans.

TopShop Boxy Faux fur Chubby Coat - $170

Costume Ideas #14: Sexy Star Wars

Want to be a sexy character from Star Wars, but sick of the Slave Leia costume? Well, here's your chance.



That's right. You can be a sexy Wookie.

Forever 21 Urban Faux Fur Vest - $24.80