Monday, March 29, 2010

The One With the Flow Chart

See, this is why I try to avoid the Topshop website.



Because they sell things like this. This is a fishnet skirt. That they are selling. To people. For money.

Many times, I will ask the public at large, "Who would wear this?" or "Why would you wear this?

This is not one of those times.

No, in case you're wondering whether or not you should wear this skirt, I've made a helpful flow chart. Click to enlarge.



There. Problem solved.


7 comments:

  1. YOU HAVE DISCOVERED MY SECRET!

    I AM LADY GAGA!

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  2. @Kate: Thanks!

    @Anonymous: I knew it!

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  3. Note that they didn't show this ridiculousness on an actual model...how much more proof do we need that PEOPLE ARE NOT MEANT TO WEAR THIS SKIRT?!?!

    The shot of the BACK of this skirt could also be helpful in reaching that particular conclusion...man, oh man, how I wish you'd posted the back...

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  4. @Izalika - The back's pretty much the same, except it just shows the mannequin's molded butt. If the front doesn't convince someone it's a bad idea, the back won't either.

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