Friday, November 27, 2009

Stud Muffintop

Per the request of former roommate and devoted reader Ava, I'm adding some higher-end designers to the roster. Please give your warmest You Want Me To Wear What welcome to 7 For All Mankind!

... and their accompanying stud-waist jeans.

Yes, that's right. Stud-waisted jeans. Jeans with a built in chain of studs. I'd start talking about how unflattering it is to draw attention to what generally is the widest part of a woman's body. But, since they're skinny jeans, I guess that point's kind of moot, isn't it?

However, I can say one thing: how totally annoying will it be when one or two studs start falling off?

7 For All Mankind "Gwenevere" Skinny Jeans with Stud Waistband Chain in Rustic Wash - $215

1 comment:

  1. and they will fall off, and even MORE attention will be drawn, because people will be like - ooo look how shiny her hips are, and then oo why is the pattern wrong? - and then they've already been staring for a good 10 seconds.