Monday, November 30, 2009

Just One Question

No, really. I have just one question:

Why do these exist?

No, really. Why does this abomination exist? These are high-rise shorts. High-rise satin shorts. I cannot think of any case in which these would ever be flattering. Ever, ever, ever. And that's not even dealing with the lace-up fronts, which I guess serves to - you know, I can't even begin to guess what the purpose of the lace-up front is.

Here's the back. With an elastic panel. Naturally. Because when you're wearing high-waist shorts, you're going to want everyone to see the massive elastic panel on your back. It so delightfully compliments the mom-jeans flat butt that a high rise will inevitably give you.

So, again, I ask: Why do these exist?

Forever 21 Satin Lace Up Short - $17.80


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  3. I'm a woman, and they look hot. Don't care what men (or anyone) think or like, i like them.
    Lace = sexy
    Satin = fun
    High = curves and waistline
    Black = hot
    Thank You

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