You Want Me To Wear What?

Since no one kicked and screamed about last week's Friday Feets (not even about the ridiculous name), here we go with week 2. Last week,...

I've been going through an insane domestic phase the last few days. It's partly a function of my being on Spring Break and feeling l...

These shoes have to go after the jump. They're that bad. In fact, if you want to maintain your innocence, I would recommend you don'...

According to ModCloth, "Named for the actress who played Kelly Kapowski in Saved By the Bell and Valerie Malone in Beverly Hills 90210,...

I have tried very, very hard to hate Jessica Simpson's shoe and clothing line. I've actually made a concerted effort to not buy anyt...

I was surfing Forever 21, as I do every day, for clothes to buy and clothes to post. At all times, there are two separate browser windows op...

Hey guys, look what I found: Business in the front. Party in the back! That's right. This is the mullet of floral skirts. Forever 21 Ruf...

Ignoramus that I am, when I read "Boboli," I immediately became hungry, as my first thought was that pizza stuff you can buy at th...

Want to go really, really dark for Halloween? I know. This dress doesn't exactly scream dark, but pair it with some flowers in your hair...

I like my breasts. I think they're special and unique and delightful. They do not, however, need their own hemline. ModCloth Harvest Tim...

I have been dreading writing about these jumpsuits. Dreading. In the way that, whenever I look at them, writing this blog stops being fun an...

Well, this shirt will haunt me in my dreams. Partly because the colors have scarred themselves onto my retinas. Topshop Floral Skull Tee - $...

I'm short (5'2" on a good day), so maxi dresses are kind of not happening for me. I'd have enough fabric left over after he...

... is something I hope I never hear Barney Stinson say.* And in the event that he does, I hope he's not referencing either of these: I ...

This is unnecessary: The only case in which I can imagine either of these would be necessary is if you were torn between wearing a jean mini...