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A few months ago, I commented that my biggest issue with Nicole Miller is that she tries too hard.

I'm glad she hasn't decided to prove me wrong.



Unless she was designing the costume for Major-General Stanley in an all-female production of The Pirates of Penzance. If that's the case, then I totally get this dress. In fact, I want a ticket, so if someone can arrange that, I'd be much obliged.

If this is a dress she designed with any degree of seriousness, then I'm really at a loss as to what she was thinking, other than "Hm. I feel like designing something just slightly nautical, but fairly unwearable."

Nicole Miller Embellished Off the Shoulder Dress - $390