I was originally going to dub this a costume idea, but it's just too obvious. Especially since, if you're going to go in the crocodile costume vein, you should always go with this:

So, when would this dress be appropriate?

I'm thinking, if you're going to the zoo and you want to cause some trouble.
Topshop Crocodile Print Dress by Christopher Kane - $125
Well if I wanted a dress that made me look like I had a crocodile-themed BABY BUMP and EYES FOR BOOBS it would be perfect.
ReplyDeleteAnd had $125 to spend on it, of course.
1. Sad that it didn't even occur to me that this would fulfill one of my unending neuroses: my boobs having eyes.
ReplyDelete2. BABY BUMP WHAT?