A Long Romp

I'm pretty sure I've mentioned my short torso once or six times on this blog. It's apparently something that I'm a little obsessed with. And not without reason - I'm 5'2", and my inseam is nearly the same length as my 5'10" boyfriend's. I have absolutely no torso.



Which is why this would be absolutely absurd on me. Seriously, what kind of normal-torso-ed freak is this designed for? People who actually have space between their belly button and rib cage? That is ridiculous.

No, in all seriousness, my one question is, how does this stay up?



Ooh. Wow. Gathered elasticized sweatpant band. Didn't see that coming.

Forever 21 Denim Strapless Romper - $22.80